It was a dark and stormy night;

They really need to bring back ski ballet to the Olympics. It clearly rivals the beauty and grace of ice dancing. (The video for the commentary and 80’s music.)

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This is true power


This is true power

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u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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Me when I see a cute boy

Me when I see a cute boy

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The first walk on ice [x]

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Fifty Shades of Grey Tests Positive for Herpes 

So, two Belgian professors put Fifty Shades of Grey (library copy) through toxicology screenings, and found that it tested positive for the herpes virus. At first, I thought the article was a metaphor, and thought to myself, yes, yes, literary herpes indeed. But, actually, it’s literal herpes, too.


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so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and


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